My Wife The Slut
Oooh excellent idea!

Oooh excellent idea!

Wondering how much you would smile after you found out your ex posted these on tumblr..

Wondering how much you would smile after you found out your ex posted these on tumblr..

She wanted the dog, she got the dog. Now she’s not liking it so much after all.. TOUGH, you fucking slut!!

She wanted the dog, she got the dog. Now she’s not liking it so much after all.. TOUGH, you fucking slut!!

More like “round 20”.. Or round one happened to be an elephant..
sloppycunt:

Round two, anyone?

More like “round 20”.. Or round one happened to be an elephant..

sloppycunt:

Round two, anyone?

For years she took “room service” the wrong way, and every guest took advantage of that…
sloppycunt:

Mmmm….

For years she took “room service” the wrong way, and every guest took advantage of that…

sloppycunt:

Mmmm….

Eaten out by Chewbaka..
sloppycunt:

GREATBOOGLYWOOGLY!

Eaten out by Chewbaka..

sloppycunt:

GREATBOOGLYWOOGLY!

*grins wildly*: You’re going shopping RIGHT NOW.. I’d like to see you walk down the shopping mall looking like that.
lottanawty:

I told you I wasn’t going to wait for you all day.

*grins wildly*: You’re going shopping RIGHT NOW.. I’d like to see you walk down the shopping mall looking like that.

lottanawty:

I told you I wasn’t going to wait for you all day.

You better eat that yourself, slut: Nice training for you as well.. 
lottanawty:

Your breakfast is almost ready.

You better eat that yourself, slut: Nice training for you as well.. 

lottanawty:

Your breakfast is almost ready.

Hell yeah!! You could ram a fist right in there!!
sloppycunt:

Stay open, damnit!

Hell yeah!! You could ram a fist right in there!!

sloppycunt:

Stay open, damnit!

Head HIGHER, slut.. don’t slouch!

Head HIGHER, slut.. don’t slouch!

See slut? Be brave, and enjoy the ride..
wetndirty:

needsboth:

Love the smile! Love the shower!

Would love to be on both ends of this…

See slut? Be brave, and enjoy the ride..

wetndirty:

needsboth:

Love the smile! Love the shower!

Would love to be on both ends of this…

Uhm, is that painted on there, or has she been beaten into submission?

Uhm, is that painted on there, or has she been beaten into submission?

Makes me wonder what will happen next, if she’s got a face like that..
badgrrl:

say ahh

Makes me wonder what will happen next, if she’s got a face like that..

badgrrl:

say ahh

I’ve got sort of a rubber rug in the bathroom, that makes the same marks on my slut…

I’ve got sort of a rubber rug in the bathroom, that makes the same marks on my slut…

Nor should he care..
likeabikeseat:

the water is cold.  her teeth chatter.  her lips turn blue.  he doesn’t care.

Nor should he care..

likeabikeseat:

the water is cold.  her teeth chatter.  her lips turn blue.  he doesn’t care.